So for a while now I have been thinking of making this game a lot more interesting by going back to what I was talking about in my very first post on this new game

that’s your only hint

MuffinEatr17 who did some

of the art for Help Phil Find His Dildo 1+2 has a new newgrounds account named “fleshteeth17” because she forgot her password

She will be doing most of the art. The past few days have just been me waiting for her to make art

fleshteeth17 if your reading this please draw me Dracula from the Hotel Transylvania movies eating a lemon but the lemon is actually secretly a cia agent who works for Cuba oh and Dracula also works for Cuba oh and his daughter Mavis is actually a grocery store but the grocery store got demolished in 1930 during the great depression

its uhh for the game

also in the drawing the twin towers are eating spaghetti in the afterlife so uh add that too

its for the lore

By the time you are reading this bug fix updates have rolled out for HPFHD 1 and 2 fixing a few mobile bugs and a major bug in the first game

better late than never I guess :P

Also, I am working on the other game I'm mostly bug fixing before I work on any other features

So I was playing the first and second game on my phone and realized a couple of bugs I haven’t yet patched

Also I forgot a cutscene in the second game

So major bug fix updates are coming later tonight

going to work on a new game tonight

probably going to be inspired by the Stanley Parable with a mix of the impossible game

also I am going to update Help Phil Find His Dildo 2 soon as I have a few things to add that I overlooked

So the sequal to Help Phil Find His Dildo is going good

Kinda got lazy a bit the past few weeks trying to fix a major bug

So I completely removed the feature causing it because I’m too fucking lazy to fix it

The best way to describe this sequel would be a short continuation of the last game

I’m making it short as I’ve lost interest in this game (pretty much why I was lazy with doing the sequel and pushing out updates for the 1st game) I have plenty of other ideas for games that are just as stupid as a concept but something that I really want to put time and effort into

Using Turbowarp is limiting but it’s the only easy thing to create a game with that has a plugin for the newgrounds api and also I can’t code so there’s that too

the sequel should realistically be out by January

I wonder if anyone actually reads these

So, like I said in my last post over the past few weeks (more like a week and a half) I have been going through some things mentally and took a break from working on any games, I said that once I felt better, I would release an update and a teaser for the sequel and well that is what Ima do

So uhm here you go

As you can see above the game will indeed be 3D (made possible by a tutorial I will link when the sequel comes out as it wouldn't make much sense to put it here) and will continue off where the first game ended continuing the story to be darker and better than whatever my dumbass thought of for the first game

MuffinEatr is doing art like last time and I'm doing the programming and the crudely drawn aspects of the game because I can't draw

I have been going through some stuff mentally and I haven't had any motivation to push out updates

When I get better and have the motivation back, I defiantly will make a big major update to "Help Phil Find His Dildo" to make up for it and even post a screenshot of the sequel

so, I'm making another game

so have a placeholder image

I have come to the convulsion that the game is almost fully complete, just a few more bug fixes and remastered menus and I can start working on finishing up the sequel and complete the story I wish to tell

Then I'm hoping on making more games with more serious stories because let's be honest this story's being crudely put together but I'm trying to fit it all together to make sense

Enjoy solving for codes in this new update of Help Phil Find His Dildo, some might be simple like translating binary while others might be as complex as a Vigenère Figure

Each code will tell you secrets about Phil and his family that get darker the more complex the codes are

and possibly something else entirely....