So the sequal to Help Phil Find His Dildo is going good

Kinda got lazy a bit the past few weeks trying to fix a major bug

So I completely removed the feature causing it because I’m too fucking lazy to fix it

The best way to describe this sequel would be a short continuation of the last game

I’m making it short as I’ve lost interest in this game (pretty much why I was lazy with doing the sequel and pushing out updates for the 1st game) I have plenty of other ideas for games that are just as stupid as a concept but something that I really want to put time and effort into

Using Turbowarp is limiting but it’s the only easy thing to create a game with that has a plugin for the newgrounds api and also I can’t code so there’s that too

the sequel should realistically be out by January

I wonder if anyone actually reads these

So, like I said in my last post over the past few weeks (more like a week and a half) I have been going through some things mentally and took a break from working on any games, I said that once I felt better, I would release an update and a teaser for the sequel and well that is what Ima do

So uhm here you go

As you can see above the game will indeed be 3D (made possible by a tutorial I will link when the sequel comes out as it wouldn't make much sense to put it here) and will continue off where the first game ended continuing the story to be darker and better than whatever my dumbass thought of for the first game

MuffinEatr is doing art like last time and I'm doing the programming and the crudely drawn aspects of the game because I can't draw

I have been going through some stuff mentally and I haven't had any motivation to push out updates

When I get better and have the motivation back, I defiantly will make a big major update to "Help Phil Find His Dildo" to make up for it and even post a screenshot of the sequel

so, I'm making another game

so have a placeholder image

I have come to the convulsion that the game is almost fully complete, just a few more bug fixes and remastered menus and I can start working on finishing up the sequel and complete the story I wish to tell

Then I'm hoping on making more games with more serious stories because let's be honest this story's being crudely put together but I'm trying to fit it all together to make sense

Enjoy solving for codes in this new update of Help Phil Find His Dildo, some might be simple like translating binary while others might be as complex as a Vigenère Figure

Each code will tell you secrets about Phil and his family that get darker the more complex the codes are

and possibly something else entirely....

Enjoy Cringe mode in this brand new game mode to enjoy after you beat normal mode!

New update coming later tonight

note from the next day: I fell asleep so tonight definitely

another note: fell asleep again, it’s pretty much ready to go though I just need to bug fix some things after school and add the new medals

So uhh there was a exploit that Qwerty told me about

if only I wasn’t asleep during then as I could’ve reverted the game faster but the 1 million dildo medal has been deleted and therefore has been removed from any account that had it unlocked

(hopefully that reverts there points too back to before they got the medal)

I also cleared the scoreboard just to be safe and got rid of any medals from players who have unlocked the thousand dildos medal after the exploit was discovered

So, I was messing around with "Help Phill Find His Dildo" and I somehow managed to make it so the variables that delt with keeping track of how many dildos you collect in order to post them to the scoreboard got linked

For example I collect 317 in the first game and when I opened up the sequel as a preview it showed I collected 317

but uh it broke it being able to post to the scoreboard, so I got rid of the linking code I did

I just wanted 2 scoreboards from different games to be linked